Why me?

Please tell me. Why do I have to be the only one to bring home the bacon? Why can't I bring home more bacon? When will I be comfortable? How much more bacon will that take? I'm thinking $500 more a month will do.

If I had $500 more a month, I wouldn't have to use credit cards. I could by gifts for people when the occaision arose. I could get my hair done once a month. Maybe, I'll need $700 more.

I'm prepared to fight for the lifestyle that suits me. I will stay here and do what I must do, but lack of bacon is threatening to bring us all down. I am building a fortress and protecting what I have. I'm sending out scouts. Usually, I bug out when money gets tight, but I've got too big a company now. Best stay put and hunker down.

I'm doing my part. The tricky part is rallying the troops to do theirs. But, I will get my way. I will use every wile and device to get the results I want. I'm not taking no for an answer and I'm raising the bar for all of us. I'll let you know how that goes.

Why Am I Here?

I needed a place to post the dark stuff. I have a blog already called Prone to Whimsy and I am very strict with myself there; I try to focus on the fun and fanciful. But my dark side is getting jealous, so I built it this little home in Tulgey Wood.

Join me, won't you?