Death Is Not An Option
Do you dare take this test? I did...here are my answers. (BTW: I invented this test! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!)
1. Batman or Superman?
Batman. A dark side, dimples, rich, confident and a great car. What more could a girl want?
2. Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth?
Sammy Hagar. David Lee Roth is a farce on two legs.
3. Freud or Jung?
Jung. I'm still not over Freud's accusation that women have penis envy. Indeed. I've seen enough America's Funniest Home Videos to be glad I'm a girl. I like Jungs ideas of a collective unconscious and the power and importance of dreams. Also, Jung? Way cuter.
4. The Stones or The Who?
Hmmm....death is not an option. Sigh. I'd take death on this one. One is as irritating as the other. As much as I hate one, I hate the other. Shit. I guess I'll say The Who, though it kills me.
5. Rita Skeeter or Bridget Jones?
Rita Skeeter: she's much more diabolical. I like diabolical in my fictional journalists.
6. Peanut Butter or Baked Beans?
Peanut butter.
7. Hawkeye or Dr. Cox?
Another difficult choice. Both are passionate, cynical, antiestablishment types. Both are healers. I'd say Hawkeye, but somewhere down deep, my cred meter tells me to go with Dr. Cox. Especially since Hawkeye would be so old now...
8. Rick Blaine or Victor Laszlo?
Captain Renault, of course. This is a trick question.
9. Cats or Dogs?
Cats. I can't abide all the slobber.
10. Bluegrass or Honkey-Tonk?
Bluegrass, the holier side of country.
11. Tatoos or Ties?
Ties. Don't ask.
12. Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin?
Buster Keaton. Charlie Chaplin gives me the creeps.
13. Word or Excel?
Excel. Being a writer, I know that sounds like a crazy choice, but Excel can do so many cool tricks; it's like magic!
14. Riker or Kirk?
Riker, most certainly. They are both space whores, but Riker at least has a moral code that doesn't include his own glorification.
15. Janice Dickensen or Paula Abdul?
Tough, tough choice. Paula Abdul.
16. Dianetics or Objectivisim?
Dianetics: I'd like to have access to those kinds of benefits enjoyed by Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
17. Dollywood or Kennywood?
Dollywood.
18. Rivers or Oceans?
Rivers.
19. Toe-tappin' or Knee-slappin'?
Knee-slappin'
20. Wallpaper or paint?
Wallpaper. It's old-fashioned and pretty. Besides, I'd rather hang wallpaper than paint. Less mess.
I'm interested in what you have to say...please feel free to borrow this for your own blog.
1. Batman or Superman?
Batman. A dark side, dimples, rich, confident and a great car. What more could a girl want?
2. Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth?
Sammy Hagar. David Lee Roth is a farce on two legs.
3. Freud or Jung?
Jung. I'm still not over Freud's accusation that women have penis envy. Indeed. I've seen enough America's Funniest Home Videos to be glad I'm a girl. I like Jungs ideas of a collective unconscious and the power and importance of dreams. Also, Jung? Way cuter.
4. The Stones or The Who?
Hmmm....death is not an option. Sigh. I'd take death on this one. One is as irritating as the other. As much as I hate one, I hate the other. Shit. I guess I'll say The Who, though it kills me.
5. Rita Skeeter or Bridget Jones?
Rita Skeeter: she's much more diabolical. I like diabolical in my fictional journalists.
6. Peanut Butter or Baked Beans?
Peanut butter.
7. Hawkeye or Dr. Cox?
Another difficult choice. Both are passionate, cynical, antiestablishment types. Both are healers. I'd say Hawkeye, but somewhere down deep, my cred meter tells me to go with Dr. Cox. Especially since Hawkeye would be so old now...
8. Rick Blaine or Victor Laszlo?
Captain Renault, of course. This is a trick question.
9. Cats or Dogs?
Cats. I can't abide all the slobber.
10. Bluegrass or Honkey-Tonk?
Bluegrass, the holier side of country.
11. Tatoos or Ties?
Ties. Don't ask.
12. Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin?
Buster Keaton. Charlie Chaplin gives me the creeps.
13. Word or Excel?
Excel. Being a writer, I know that sounds like a crazy choice, but Excel can do so many cool tricks; it's like magic!
14. Riker or Kirk?
Riker, most certainly. They are both space whores, but Riker at least has a moral code that doesn't include his own glorification.
15. Janice Dickensen or Paula Abdul?
Tough, tough choice. Paula Abdul.
16. Dianetics or Objectivisim?
Dianetics: I'd like to have access to those kinds of benefits enjoyed by Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
17. Dollywood or Kennywood?
Dollywood.
18. Rivers or Oceans?
Rivers.
19. Toe-tappin' or Knee-slappin'?
Knee-slappin'
20. Wallpaper or paint?
Wallpaper. It's old-fashioned and pretty. Besides, I'd rather hang wallpaper than paint. Less mess.
I'm interested in what you have to say...please feel free to borrow this for your own blog.
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